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Feeling amorous, she looked under the sheets and cried, "Oh, no,
it's Microsoft!"
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If a group of N persons implements a COBOL compiler, there will be N-1
passes. Someone in the group has to be the manager.
-- T. Cheatham
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I've finally learned what "upward compatible" means. It means we get to
keep all our old mistakes.
-- Dennie van Tassel
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I've noticed several design suggestions in your code.
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If a train station is a place where a train stops, what's a workstation?
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If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever
to get a "fix" of something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude
that netnews is far more addictive than cocaine.
-- Rob Stampfli
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If at first you don't succeed, you must be a programmer.
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If God had a beard, he'd be a UNIX programmer.
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If God had intended Man to program, we'd be born with serial I/O ports.
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If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the
shoulders of giants.
-- Isaac Newton
In the sciences, we are now uniquely priviledged to sit side by side with
the giants on whose shoulders we stand.
-- Gerald Holton
If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on
my shoulders.
-- Hal Abelson
Mathematicians stand on each other's shoulders.
-- Gauss
Mathemeticians stand on each other's shoulders while computer scientists
stand on each other's toes.
-- Richard Hamming
It has been said that physicists stand on one another's shoulders. If
this is the case, then programmers stand on one another's toes, and
software engineers dig each other's graves.
-- Unknown
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If the automobile had followed the same development as the computer, a
Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per per gallon,
and explode once a year killing everyone inside.
-- Robert Cringely, InfoWorld
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In a five year period we can get one superb programming language. Only
we can't control when the five year period will begin.
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